10 March 2008
Oh, Ruslan Salei I tried to warn you. When you were in Florida, did you go swimming in the everglades? Did you stand outside during a hurricane? Did you even attend a Miami Hurricanes football game? No? Why? because you recognized the inherent danger involved in those things. See then you got traded to Colorado and everything changed. There's a new set of dangers here. Don't stand on top of a hill with a golf club during one of Colorado's famed afternoon thunderstorms. Don't go to the back-country after particularly bad snow storms, and never get into a land war in Asia (which is universal). The number one rule of Colorado is don't ever get into a fight when Jordan Leoprone is your defensive partner.
I know it was inevitable, because you were cursed as soon as you put on the burgundy
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