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The Asshat punks
Written by Jibblescribbits   
Monday, 01 February 2010 01:07

The Avs played Dallas-Minnesota-Dallas-NY Rangers. Seeing Ott-Clutterbuck-Ott-Avery was enough to bust out my bardish powers and pen an ode to cowardly pests across the league.

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Here's the story of some sorry cowards
Whose reputation is league-wide maligned.
All of them were known, to take cheap shots,
And run opponents from behind.

Here's the story, of some diving bitches,
Some of whom use their stick like a harpoon,
others put their elbows, into temples,
then hide behind their goon.

They goad their enemies into dropping their gloves
with no intention of throwing a punch,
they are dirty diving, no good whiners.
That's why, they are the asshat punks.
The asshat punks,
The asshat punks,
That's why, they are known as the asshat punks.
The asshat punks,



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Not sure Neil fits the bill.
written by DarrenM, February 01, 2010
Chris Neil doesn't really fit the poem. Neil is a pest, but he doesn't dive and he very frequently drops the gloves (http://www.hockeyfights.com/pl...rd_quickie).

Other than that, great job!
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written by AvDog, February 01, 2010
This should be sang poorly by a bunch of drunks swinging their beer.
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written by Jibble, February 01, 2010
@ Darren M; but he has run players from behind, so I gave him the "benefit" of the doubt. I also had Riley Cote lined up for a spot too, and he fights as well.
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written by Avalanche318, February 01, 2010
I could only recognize a few faces, can you list L to R all of the faces.
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written by Jibble, February 01, 2010
Top: Jordan Tootoo, Cal Clutterbuck, Matt Cooke
Middle: Jarko Ruutu, Sean Avery, Alex Burrows
Bottom: Steve Ott, Brad May, Chris Neil
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